Hidden Character Of JNTU Student
If u get the concept you will be a programmer in the corporate sector, If not you will be a lecturer...
I had slept hearing this funny statement, the next day I went to the College, stepping down from my college bus I doubted myself, am I drunk REDBULL instead of water in the breakfast!! Very active, highly excited don’t know what for that excitement... The first session started, I was chatting with my friend in the class, sir noticed that and the conversation between me and sir was like this...
Shiva Sir: You, if you don’t have interest please move, I’ll not stop you!!(I was staring at the sir eyes innocently for the long time without any expression...) Hey you!! I’m talking with you. See, you send two interrupt signals to Shiva, be careful!! K listen first!!
Me: Excuse me sir! I have a doubt. Who is shiva?( Everyone in the class laughed and sir didn’t get any answer for that, after a while..)
Shiva Sir: Cracking jokes on me?? “Stand! First you stand!! You know manners you don’t!! You doesn’t know how to behave with lecturers?”
(I murmured-“Don’t you know how to speak in English..” Sir asked what???)
Me: Sir basically, I don’t have manners..
Shiva Sir: aha!! Why, your previous lecturers didn’t teach you manners?
Me: No Sir! In reverse I had teach them how to behave with a student..
(The bell rang....)
Shiva sir: What are you thinking of yourselves, I’ll tell you what I am in the lab!!(Leaving the class...)
Me: Sir,will it take 3hrs to tell about you!! Bull Sh**!!
Everyone in the class were laughing and in that excited state, next session started!! Sitting in the first bench to give a show off.Sir had projected a slide and tell us to copy.. I’m not writing and staring at the sir face innocently!!! Sir asked me..
Sagar Sir: What was in my face look at the board...
Dileep: What was in our face look at the board!!
Sagar: What!!!
Dileep: Nothing sir looking at the board...(giving a pleasant smile...)
Sagar: They were many complaints about you in the staff room.
Dileep: Thank you sir! What was yours?
Sagar: Acha!! K listen, you won’t respect lecturers, late to the class, not
attentive in the class.
Dileep: Excuse me Sir!! I to get many complaints about you, won’t teach us subject, wasting the class time, chit chatting with girls etc., Etc.. You wasted 5min for this non-sense talk with me!! But do I reveal it any time, I have some minimum common sense not to hurt others, maintain it sir!!!
Sagar: Dileep! You are disgusting!! Get out of my class!!
Dileep: Excuse me sir! I’ll go, but before that I have a small doubt, do you know the meaning of DISGUSTING!!
Sagar: What do u mean!!
Dileep: Nothing sir!! If you know, let me know sir!! Or else I’ll check out in the library!!
Sagar: I don’t want to waste my time talking with you!! get Out!!
Dileep: Oh!! Don’t know!! K sir, I understand...
After 5min...
Dileep: Excuse me Sir, I thought of listening “Akaleste annam pedata alososte oil pedta “( everyone laughed..) Song in my MP3, would you mind of taking my mp3 from my bag!!
Sagar: Throw his bag out!!
Dileep: Sir!! Meaning of Disgusting was Strong dis-approval, Thanks for the
complement sir!!
Sagar: Dileep!! Please don’t ever come to my class here after, this is my last warning to you, is that k for you...
Dileep: hmmmmmmmmm!!! Thinking for 5sec!!(Moving fingers as if calculating in the air) I’ll think of it and I’ll let u know by this evening sir!! Don’t be tense sir!! For every problem there will be a solution...
After that session I get high on excitement!! For the next session, Sir was dictating the notes, I’m sleeping without writing... the further conversation went off like...
Sriram Sir: Sitting in the first bench and not writing the notes. Do you feel like the don to the class?
Me: I’m not a Don sir!! I’m dileep, I like running notes but I don't like the dictating notes, writing that as if a small kid!!
Sriram Sir:Acha! ok show me your running notes?
Me: I had given it to the Sagar sir! (It’s a lie!!)
Sriram Sir: Why? Don’t you maintain separate notes for every subject!!
Me: I know Sir! By mistake I gave him your subject notes!!!
Sriram Sir: Acha!! Then show me Sagar sir’s notes at least!!
(I showed a empty fair notes!!!)
Sriram sir: There is nothing, it’s all white papers!!!
Me: That’s the reason why I had given your book to him!!
Sriram Sir: Don’t act smart Dileep!! You look innocent but you are not!!
Me: Thank you sir! You too look sharp but you are not!!
Sriram: What do you mean?
While answering to the sir, I listened my mom’s voice out at the corridor!! I thought lectures might gave a complaint!! I’m preparing myself to answer my mom.. My mom was shouting like-" its 8 getup and fresh up! If you miss the bus even today I'll kick you out!!"
Shit man!! It’s a dream!!!
I open my eyes and laughed for 10min. and went to the college for the same boring classes with the same lecturers.... hmm some things will be achieved only in dreams.. So JNTU Students SLEEP!!! Bring out your hidden character out!!!